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I’ve got 15 minutes for Operation Bat Removal to be implemented.

Head over to IG Stories to see how Operation Bat Removal went. 😩

I like cheese, Love Island and my bed.

I am in bed naked. Apart from a, thick, heavy, polyester and velcro arm brace, from elbow to shoulder, across my chest and round my back. 😩

Just had to pay the teen £4 to tidy his room. How's your Sunday?

So not only do I pay a cleaner, I now pay my own child. All because I hate hoovering.

Just ordered this bikini top ... even though it's only for the back garden. Cos I want the girls to feel like they're being taken care of, y'know?

Pretty sure I’ll be wearing this for the entirety of summer.

Operation Bat Removal continues over on IG Stories. 😩🦇

Whether we win or lose next week, can people please stop trashing ambulances. You absolute utter pieces of trash. Cheers! 👍🏽

🚨 This is your two day warning to start coughing and ‘sneezing a bit’ at work. 🚨

Read my review of @match_uk in today’s blog post, where I talk about my initial thoughts of the dating app and share details of the fantastic babysitting option Match are offering their members for the summer months. ow.ly/FsnL30kRI0T #ad #singleparentdating

Got all excited I could hear the rumble of thunder. It was my twat of a neighbour wheeling his bin out at 10 o’clock at night 🙄

NEW DATE: How about Thursday? ME: It’s Battle of the Boyne but I can make myself free.

Just spoke to a potential date on the phone (on the actual bloody phone) and apparently impressed him with my Kerry Mucklowe impression. WTF am I doing #ThisCountry impressions for? 😩 This is why I will be single forever.

My eldest is coming home tomorrow, just like the World Cup, and I’ve had a, “This is your 48 hour warning to chill the beers” text, and I couldn’t love him more.

Oh ... so THAT is what sleep feels like.

My son just tried to blackmail me into not sending him to school… by withholding grandchildren. He is 14.

Another potential date ... HIM: When are you free? ME: I’m flexible about when I can meat (dammit) mate (😱) MEET!

Did you catch my blog post reviewing the @match_uk dating app? Read about my thoughts on the app and how you can get free babysitting whilst you go on your date! ow.ly/gl3i30kRXP1 #ad #singleparentdating