Mr. Smartums sez: Eat your broccoli and wash your toes!

Eddie and Mr. Smartums don’t really see eye to eye!

My actual face tattooed on an actual person. I’m, um, honored? #GreedyForJustice #HotSuspect

When you catch the bad guys!!! 🔎

Following the trail of evidence is an art.

Fun Fact: Eddie’s best advice often comes from Snapple® caps.

The office is starting to feel like home. #HomeAwayFromHome #PrivateEyeLife

I get really hungry when I’m waiting or anxious. Anyone else like that? What’s your favorite stress snack? Mine’s peanut butter pretzel bites. #feedme #StakeoutSnacks

If you’re lucky enough in life to have friends who are like family, cherish them, keep them close. No matter how much time has passed, catching up feels like you were just together yesterday. Don’t wait till it’s too late. #iloveyouava

Throwback to my favorite ALL ABOUT AVA Episode, season 1 episode 7 – Pimples, Pirates, and Paleontology*

Eddie and birdovasquez tossing the ole’ pigskin around after a long day on the case! 🏈

What am I thinking? Caption this.

A quiet week ahead at the office, so i’ve taken some much needed R&R! Back on Aug 30th, to clean up the streets one investigation at a time! #sleep #zen #nophone🌴

Back from vaca! Got some much needed R&R, now I’m ready for action! 🕵🏻‍♀️☕️ #Back2Reality

The look you give when you find out you’re investigating an alien abduction. 👽 #DoYouBelieve #Aliens

The truth is out there… and we found it! Another case solved 👽#TheTruthIsOutThere #Aliens

Hmm.. I wonder what’s hiding upstairs? 🤔 Better investigate! #PrivateEyeLife #DetectiveWork

And the award for the best dressed man in the back of a squad car goes to… my partner, Eddie! 🤵🏻🤦🏻‍♀️ #PrivateEyeProblems

How I feel when we solve a case and help a client at ValetikInvestigations.com! 🔍 🤗#NeverGiveUp #NeverSurrender

My role at Valetik Investigations working with Eddie, Berto, and Monica is #TheRealDeal. 🕵🏻‍♀️ 🔍 ❤️ XXOO, Sam. #PrivateEye