If I gotta tell you something hurts me more than once before you fix it, that means you’re choosing to hurt me. And I don’t want nobody in my life that’s ok with hurting me anymore…

So when was the moment you realized your friend(s) loved you?

Y’all seen that meme that’s like “please do not hug me too long cuz I’m broken I might start crying” 😅

My sister always tells me “sometimes these men don’t like you they just like the way YOU like them so they’ll keep you around to stroke their ego”

When God said “everybody can’t go” you thought it was just about other people. Whole time it’s a level he’s tryna take you to that you’ll never reach until you leave a version of you behind…

This one right here is absolutely had me in tears

I did it. I have achieved the impossible! I finished an entire family size clamshell of spinach and absolutely none of it went bad. What an incredible day.

When Michael Jackson took off his glasses at the Grammys

this mf was really Mr. Bitches

some books you are meant to buy and have sit on your shelf until the version of you who is meant to read it is born. i’ll always support buying an insane amount of books.

When he says "don't worry I'll handle it" & then it's handled

Suddenly all the leaves are orange & yellow. Pumpkins & turkey decorations fill every supermarket window. Days get a little short as the sun sets a little earlier, so the air cools downs & the hoodies go on. There’s no place in the world like New York City in the fall 🍁🍂🗽

There’s no place in the world like New York City in the fall 🍁🍂🗽

That parenting moment where you supposed to be disciplining your child, supposed to be having a serious moment with them, supposed to be the adult locked in doing your job…but you can’t stop laughing 😅🤣😂

Was ordering some plums on uber eats and then that scene from Abbott Elementary came in my head. I removed them from my cart 🤣😭