You win Twitter today. Well done!

Dad, can I smack my brother while he naps under mums pillows? Please please please can I do it? #CatsOfTwitter

Pro tip: don’t wet sneeze with your visor down doing 110 on the Waikato Expressway. You can’t wipe it off with your gloves like you might a bug splatter.

“Turn the light out please Dad. It’s past midnight, it’s not #caturday anymore, ok?”

My boy found my bag again. Even when I put it somewhere different, he finds it to sleep on. #CatsOfTwitter

And men in Florida are only permitted to ejaculate once a month. No more, no less? 😹 If they break the rules, send them to prison!

Yes it’s still too high. However, a) we just had floods and a cyclone, b) the global supply chain is still impacting us, and c) it’s a worldwide issue, which NZ is faring better than most. Oh, and your plan looks silly from what I’ve seen.

Parody, sure… But the insane thing is, with her it could be real. Sad.

Evening relaxation

Absolutely loving the latest Lana Del Ray album. Just… delight to my ears.

After a hard days prowl, it’s pillow time for Miss Peaches.

Not at all.

My car, the Cat Magnet. #Caturday #CatsOfTwitter

I'm team #GIF. How do you pronounce it?

All 3 weather services say it’s “windy” here and no rain should be falling. But it’s pissing down. #epicfail

Why am I not surprised?

Donated Plasma today. Apparently only 4% of eligible New Zealanders do so with any regularity. Come on #NewZealand we can do better! Thanks NZ Blood Service you guys are awesome!