Snack spot today

At an interview and the HR lady walks in with a low neckline. She’s now presenting the company’s assets

Apparently all it takes to impress Dutch women is being tall and riding a bike. I even speak fluent drunken English (which is basically Dutch). Anyone want to confirm?

Got an offer for this one by the way. Pretty sure HR noticed a few assets on my side too

The most Chinese-looking man I’ve ever seen just walked past wearing a t-shirt that says "Pure Scottish"

New summer solstice ritual just dropped

White Boy Summer – House Optimism Edition ☀️🏐 Beach volleyball in the sun, this on the speaker → youtube.com/watch?v=CHFhMw…

For modern man, the therapist has replaced the priest in the confessional. So yes, this is true.

Hottest day of the year award

birb like the snack

Buying a sporty SUV to drive 40 mph on an A road

White Boy Summer - implemented.

Just imagine if the state exploited men’s loyalty to their land and people. That’s how you get the Nick, 30 ans meme. Looks like the options are: become a rootless cosmopolitan chasing respect, disengage through evasion or turn to insurgency

Today I walked 26.75 km at all kinds of paces, across all kinds of elevations

Today I walked 19.75 km and had a massive steak pie for dinner

Countries I've visited Guess what my favourite continent is

Johan Jelqington Anglo in the streets, Med in the sheets

Today I walked 25.78 km and scoffed 3k calories along the way