guys guys. hear me out. ttpd is kinda her magnum opus

my bf (who is very kind and does not yell) just let out the loudest most aggressive sneeze while driving 82 mph and I thought I was gonna die

Manifestating ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 🌸💫🌸💫🌸💫🌸💫🌸💫🌸💫🌸 💫🌸💫🌸💫🌸💫🌸💫🌸💫🌸💫 🌸💫🌸⭐️🌸⭐️🌸⭐️🌸⭐️🌸💫🌸 💫🌸💫🌸💫 September 💫🌸💫🌸 🌸💫 🌸💫please be a good 💫🌸💫 🌸💫🌸💫🌸reading month🌸💫🌸 🌸 💫🌸⭐️🌸⭐️🌸⭐️🌸⭐️🌸💫🌸 💫🌸💫🌸💫🌸 💫🌸💫🌸💫🌸💫 🌸💫🌸💫🌸💫🌸💫 🌸💫🌸💫🌸

one thing I hate to see is an unemployed ass truck. driving that shit around without hauling anything. don’t you have friends to move? fridges to pick up? too poor for horses?

Walked into a B&N and saw signed copies of Bury Your Bones in the Midnight Soil and copies of Katabasis with sprayed edges….😭😭 I just wanted a coffee 😭😭😭

If he's spending more time filling his weekly vault instead of you, he's not the one

I know every state claims to have bad drivers but never have I ever felt more in danger than driving through the Idaho panhandle. People flipping me off for not going 80+ up and down the mountains. Shit felt like a roller coaster.

I don’t live in my mom’s basement anymore but it’s just too funny to keep as part of my Twitter bio…

first dinner in the new apartment 🥰

watching scu do keys with his bestie while I order my new desk on amazon :3

moved halfway across the country to find out scu doesn’t listen to anything to fall asleep?!? he just closes his eyes!?!

saying “but I could be wrong” after every sentence I’m 98% sure about, just in case

no stream tonight because I barely have my set up ready 🩷

can confirm, bought a microwave the other day for $65 and I literally said these used to be $20…

meeting my new boss soon pls wish me luck that I can convince a whole new restaurant staff to like me!!! pray for me that I can come off cool and collected but a little mysterious and not in any way annoying!!!!!

i miss my prime era (finishing a book in a day).

The lion does not concern himself with pressing defensives.

whoever designed the mythic loomithar fight I hope your pillow is never comfortable and one battery is always dead in the remote and you can’t figure out which one

my guild wants to ban me from gambling because I am too powerful