girlfriend and i went to a new vape store and got new lost marys

i love beer thank you beer

had a 40 year old man calling me big bro

munchin’ rug rn

never kill yourself

og resident evil voice acting was so funny dude

im scared my girlfriend will grow a taste for beer so she'll start stealing my beers and ill be forced to kill her

eating nothing but corn to reset my turd rng

talk about foreshadowing idubbbz online career lol (video came out in 2017)

"7 minutes... 7 minutes is all i can spare until i die of a heart attack."

wonder why

got superman in my dms i finally made it #weup #goddid #blessed

love the sound cooch cheese makes when you pull it off before fucking

dsp is streaming again

mr twitter a second like has hit the tweeter towers

objection your honor my client wasnt even potty trained it cant be him

if adam sandler doesnt end up playing kizaru in live action one piece cancel the whole show

ready or not is great but its just a swat 4 remake i will not elaborate on this