God forbid a nigga start his day off with a lil goon session

The ball is still in play

id like to introduce you to someone

Remember kids, it’s always morally correct to punch ***** :)

All my homies know the real Annoying Orange doesn't hang with nazis

Effective immediately

MAGA is big mad that Eminem led a “f*ck Trump” chant at his concert. 🍿

🥳

BREAKING: French Senator Claude Malhuret just called Trump an “emperor” and Musk a “jester high on ketamine”: “Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine. We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war

We did it. The search is over. After long last, we have found the dumbest person on the internet. Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

luka big pants Pope: Hello my son, I like eating the chocolate easter eggs and praying to je- JD Vance:

“I will lead the breach. I will lay down cover fire. I will take the high ground. I’ll expose myself to enemy fire to communicate.” 😂😂😂

guys…. are you thinking what I’m thinking…. let’s take over greenland and rename it after our savior…. conor d oiland 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

day 42 of raw American oil consumption and semen retention: I have unlocked the ability to levitate and destroy wokeness with my mind