the thinking man's Primavera

The CIA is putting chemicals in Guinness to make me want to drink it every weekend

bosh wisely

Things Starmer will condemn: Kneecap Bob Vylan Palestine Action Things Starmer won't condemn: The IDF murdering 20,000+ Palestinian children The IDF blowing up every hospital in Gaza The IDF murdering unarmed Palestinians at "humanitarian aid centres" Bought and paid for.

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I honestly hate medieval dating standards so much. I don’t have a big gut or monk haircut. I don’t go clubbing witches all the time. I don’t listen to newer hymns much. I don’t have a prayer routine. I don’t pilgrimage cos I’m broke. I eat bread. I’m a peasant.

No one’s boshing like him. He’s on an unbelievable run. This is Vardy 2015/16 territory.

heard they’re singing slipping through my fingers now ?

watching Tom Skinner's videos after watching Big John's

Ozzy Forever!

Sarina to Chloe Kelly and Michelle Agyemang in about 15 minutes

Damn Hulk I wish you were still with us, I sure would love to hangout again my brother love u miss u BM

- a whiskey drink - a vodka drink - a lager drink - a cider drink - songs that remind him of the good times - songs that remind him of the better times

Congratulations to the Lionesses on your remarkable victory. Back-to-back European Champions. What an incredible achievement. An inspiration to everyone, everywhere!

Like the parable of the angels with the long spoons no one can reach the cream on their own back

BROTHER THEY TURNED ME INTO CLOUDS DUDE THEY'RE GONNA MAKE ME BRING RAIN TO AFRICA I DON'T WANT TO DO IT BROTHER HELP

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