Martita Fetamina (@houdinisunicorn) 's Twitter Profile
Martita Fetamina

@houdinisunicorn

Just your not-so-typical, really funny, kinda not, ok maybe so, either way you're ganna hear it kind of Unicorn.

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Martita Fetamina (@houdinisunicorn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I commend my brother Felipe right meow lfor he is heading to this cesspool of lucky bitches to hold line so my nephews can live it up Avengers style today. Bitches...all dem...unless I get a tix 😄😄

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I love you Pokemon but solidarity. Does it count if I steal the cookies doee? Lol jk..jk..maybee... #UnionSolidarity #OreoStrike #WorkersOverProfits x.com/Comrade_Brando…

ChristoGrozev@bsky.social (@christogrozev) 's Twitter Profile Photo

!!! Ukraine's Interior ministry asked residents to take down street signs in order to confuse oncoming Russian troops. The state road-signs agency went one step further. (Roughly: all directions are to "go fuck yourselves")

!!! Ukraine's Interior ministry asked residents to take down street signs in order to confuse oncoming Russian troops. The state road-signs agency went one step further. (Roughly: all directions are to "go fuck yourselves")
Eddie Fishman (@edwardfishman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What will I be watching for? The names of the "selected" banks. If the banks include the big fish—Sberbank, VTB, and Gazprombank—this is an absolutely huge deal. Let's wait and see.

Oleh Nikolenko 🇺🇦🇨🇦 (@olehnikolenko_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Minutes ago, Ukrainian Air Force shot down a cruise missile launched at the capital of Ukraine, Kyiv, by a TU-22 bomber from the territory of Belarus. This is another war crime committed against Ukraine and its people. #StopRussianAggression

Martita Fetamina (@houdinisunicorn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Ukrainian officials report changes in radiation levels after Russian forces capture Chernobyl nuclear plant" x.com/i/events/14968…

CandacePandace (@candacepandace) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Halfway Mark Update on my ambitious ⭐️June Goals⭐️ 💙YouTube: 150/300 subs 💙Twitch: 524/700 followers and an average of 15 viewers per stream 💙Instagram: 91/100 followers 💙Twitter: 485/600 followers and make even more friendships!

Halfway Mark Update on my ambitious ⭐️June Goals⭐️
💙YouTube: 150/300 subs
💙Twitch: 524/700 followers and an average of 15 viewers per stream
💙Instagram: 91/100 followers
💙Twitter: 485/600 followers and make even more friendships!
CandacePandace (@candacepandace) 's Twitter Profile Photo

⭐️3 SLOTS LEFT..this is gonna be a weird looking sim!⭐️ 1. Human 2. She/They 3. Green 4. Blue 5. Green 6. Victory Rolls 7. Steampunk 8. 9. 10. #TheSims4 #Sims

⭐️3 SLOTS LEFT..this is gonna be a weird looking sim!⭐️ 
1. Human 
2. She/They 
3. Green
4. Blue 
5. Green
6. Victory Rolls
7. Steampunk
8.
9.
10.
#TheSims4 #Sims
Martita Fetamina (@houdinisunicorn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You're welcome. First time is free. My opinion is obvi priceless if it helped make this beautiful creature 😆 ...JK. #SimBuildMVP #CandacePandace

Ernest Owens (@mrernestowens) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Before y'all start, Black queer folks: Don't tell the straights what Big Freedia meant when he said "RELEASE YOUR TRADE." Beyoncé clearly made this for us.

Martita Fetamina (@houdinisunicorn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dude you're amazing! I can't wait to see your end of challenge sim life and what others' take on your challenge as well 😃😃😃

Martita Fetamina (@houdinisunicorn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Trump was picked up by sheriffs without warning at his golf Sunland escorted on a plane? To D.C.? Allegedly. #IllWait #HotCheeto

Los Angeles Police Department Parody (@lapdparody) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We condemn the racist statements of the Los Angeles City Council members and also appreciate the enormous sums of money they keep allocating towards the LAPD which does not have any racism problems.