texting my former UCLA MFA crush and using this “🥹” emoji… i hope she hasn’t updated her phone yet

i love being jewish until i eat a little bit of cheese and can’t get off the floor for two hours

rest in peace my loose green pants… they have now crossed to the other side and become art making pants 🙏❤️🙏 my fallen soldier 🙏❤️🙏

does legal meth that u snorted make a covid test not work?

not andrea ending a crit with “freud believed that the first art one makes is poop”

disgusting that i’m doing a prada nazi thing today

mom called to tell that she thinks it’s funny that i’m running through all the fathers of the bible ✡️🕍🥹

talking about love in the line at larchmont wine and cheese

painting professor who is insane but never wrong about aesthetics told me i look really pretty and healthy today

i can’t believe i literally have a kramer. like i have real live kramer who barges into my house at any old time! and i love it!

just got profiled for being jewish :(

why do i think conan o’brien is like really hot?

baruch hashem the jewish mexicans

this wack new genres boy just told me that my work is offensive and that’s why ucla won’t give me any money, awards, or shows :( :( :(

this boy asked me what his vibe was so i google imaged “tenement boys LES”

post-grad goal become a back sleeper

everyday i pray to god for a nice jewish boy

i’m always parallel parking in the tightest spots just to prove that i learned how to drive in NYC

a child came into Andrea Fraser’s “This meeting is being recorded” walked up to the screen and said “NO” i love group dynamics

the minions were borne forth from Agartha