⤀ 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄: 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚍 𝙿𝚢𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚍

⤀ 𝐒𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐊𝐀𝐍𝐄: 𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚘𝚑𝚜

Clears his throat. “Funny you should mention that...”

“Can knowledge of boring Egyptian stuff be hereditary. With my luck. And judging from experience, I’d have to say my luck’s awful.”

Hey, wait a minute! What do you mean by /that/?

['Anubis is going for cute.' He wills his all to stop himself from laughing out loud. 'Must... not... burst into ugly laughter...']

...I don't even know if I should be gratefully for that or what.

Happy birthday, Per— Whoops, I can't say it out loud right now.

No, I don't mind if anyone borrowed Sadie for a day. [Clears his throat.] Not at all.

That really, really, /really/ weird moment when you find out that Ma'at has a Twitter. Whoa. Just whoa. [Ma'at]

'Rape by donkey'? Seriously? Dude.

And so the Egyptians have awoken. It's about time, too. Greetings from the 21st nome!

I would know.

Great. [He sighed.] At this rate, we might be seeing it for the whole summer. Just what we needed.

Huh.