Everyone looks boobalicious in a hand-dryer!!

@sydalrymple hey hey!!! Very rare steak soon? X

Day of rest-my arse!! House cleaning, car MOT. SO many admin phone calls. Builders coming for quotes. I just wanna day drink!!!

#SeaofHull #shot2 Ferens Art Gallery Spencer Tunick

Mixed day yesterday. Car passed it's MOT but tumbled at work and hurt my thumb. Thumbs up!! Well just one of them! 😢

Love, love, love to my baby girl Lily for her Shakespearean exploits xx #proudmama

Hey JPH! Sleep is over-rated! Huh?? #knackered 😄

Sad to witness a fire in #Chinatown firemen on scene v quickly

Is it just me or does the concept of selling out no longer exist? There was a time when Jarvis Cocker wouldn't have done Sainsbury ads!!

Road signs are so dirty they are illegible. Gets on my jubblies! 😡

I gots that Lazy Sunday feeling!! Shouldn't have cos there's loads to do! 😄

I think someone is stealing my garden!!

I'm aching after 5 hard days and wondering if it's getting old pains, or still young and legitimately knackered! 🤔