when you accidentally step on your familiar's paw

our lil bb book nerd 🖤

ok but when IS it my turn..

proud. be very proud. ❤️

honestly the best game of 2019 👏🏻

The final episode of Friends aired 15 years ago today. I still get choked up watching their very last scene together because Jennifer Aniston is trying so hard to hide her very real tears.

this shit is gold

The popular girls in school that always think they shit don’t stink always end up looking like shit in the future.

my friend whitney sent me this from florida yesterday. best one i’ve seen so far.

Put a ribbon on my box cause this pussy gifted 🎀.

Girls don’t play about their lighting.

PSA: I was just ushered to a car by someone posing to be an airport cab/Uber driver. I got to his car and there were absolutely no signs that he was a professional service driver. So I did NOT get into the car. Please pay attention and make smart decisions out there.

actors won’t ever tell you how much they use their own GIFs to communicate over text

FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK

I want some Dick-fil-A 🙃

knock knock knock on the gates of hell. see you Jan 24, witches.

Friends: “You should come out with us this weekend” Me: “I can’t” Friends: “Why not?” Me:

just in case it has been a while since you’ve been sad, carl died 2 years ago today

AGREED