Me this entire trip

I’m at a birthday party for my 4yo cousin and one of the punk kids told my wife “they trapped her dad” (referring to me) might kms

i am not exaggerating when i say that this could be the most important tweet of all time.

Nintendo direct was ass. No nintendogs?!? SMHing my head.

I interviewed for a role and it went super super well, but they went with someone else... Alexa please play Despacito.

We are so back!

My Mother In Law said “put all the skinny girls in the back” and didn’t mean me

⚠️ATTENTION STREAMERS⚠️ As of tomorrow there will be a SAG-AFTRA strike for video game performers. THEY ARE NOT ASKING YOU TO STOP STREAMING CERTAIN VIDEO GAMES All they are asking is to spread the word of the strike on your socials and to your audience 😤

Name your favourite character with a gif: SPECIFICALLY Spectacular Spider-Man. I just love this Feller. Tagging: Clarke_Streams 86’d | Nicky Gunz Worm 🪱 CBrownAgain mike bliss

I have very mixed feelings about this...

What a world we live in to be able to Ultima grind in bed.

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I want space marine 2 so bad, but I’m so broke. I’m afraid that when I can finally afford it the hype will be over and nobody will want to play it with me.

CLARKE_SCREAMS RETURNS! Every Monday and Wednesday night of October is sp00ky over on twitch.tv/clarke_streams ! Check out the trailer I made here! RT's Appreciated! <3 Full lineup of games: -Silent Hill 2 -Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion -Alan Wake Remastered -Silent Hill 2 (2024)

in the eshop straight up "jorking it" and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say.

I'm watching the X-Men cartoon from the 90s and there's a mf literally named Chode, and yeah it's spelled Ch'od, but still.

“Pleasure to meet you, ya dick.” Fucking KILLED me.

The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction. They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones. The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”

Made one. Follow me there for anything more… I’m probably leaving twitter.