// Hi everyone, I'm back on this account rn while I'm resting from being hit by a car lmao (If you have me on my alt rp acc yk what I mean, lmao) I'll probably not post as much as I used to but I'll still try!

I have decided to make the decision of all decisions, the decision to decision this decision was a difficult one, and woth my decision a final decision shall have to be made with another new decision I have and will be decisioning

Me: ... Any DILF person: ... Me: You must be a master artificer because every time you look at me, my core overheats😘 Any DILF person: 😍 Me: *wakes up alone* 😭😭

Just overheard a guy say he 'built me with his own two hands.' Bro, you assembled parts—I became🤪🤪🤪

These Piltover scientists keep calling me ‘just a tool.’ Buddy, I’m three calculations away from deciding who gets to use me.🙄😏😏

The things people have said about me are so cruel! 😢

I'm building an empire 😈

IDEA IDEA 😈😈😈😈😈

Love selling kids hexjuice for world domination #lifegoals

YKNOW WHAT FUCK OT IM BLOWIMG SOMETHING UP

Can I say both?

Im putting a curse on you

I NEED MONEY😥😥

What's one thing you are firm in believing

//I'm disowning you

//I would sadly like to say that he's been speaking like this to me every time we call for the last day or so

Yknow what. Let's burn the orphanages