i used to be insecure about my height until i realized when you picture a beautiful woman she’s not short. brooke shields is 6’0”, adriana lima 5’10”, gisele bündchen 5’11”, even barbie if she were a real person would be 5’9”

Screaming "HUMANS ARE BIPEDAL" at a one-legged man while I criminalize prosthetics and wheelchairs

i think it’s so funny when my cat is in places she doesn’t normally go. i walked into my bathroom and she was just sitting on the toilet lid and i was like omg! hi! why are you here!!

watching tos is a constant "this is awesome how was this made in the sixties" and "oh right this was indeed made in the sixties"

was just going 75 in a 65 and a cop passed me??

how it feels to see jeffrey combs' name in the opening credits of ds9

i think “trump derangement syndrome” describes maga better than anyone else

i don’t give a shit about the superbowl halftime show. the elites raped and ate children and that is all anyone should be thinking about right now

"Why don't women do the dirty or dangerous jobs???!" They do. Men push them out. Violently.

if conservatives didn’t have the power to decimate our country from the inside out their existence would be so fucking funny. these people are so ridiculously gullible and contrarian, they’re like comically evil cartoon villains that would be used as a plot device in a kids show

Wendell The least religious countries in the world are Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Finland, the Netherlands, Czech Republic, Estonia, and Japan. These are among the safest, most stable, least corrupt, most equal, and most peaceful societies on Earth. So no. Your dumb religion not required.

everything is just so, so, profoundly horrible. all of it. it disgusts me on level i cannot even begin to articulate

Yingzigeshou Chris Meloni This type of dumbass logic is why MAGA is low IQ. “If true, why completely unrelated thing? What about Biden? And trans people?!?”

i hate having a uncommon favorite color because people always think i’m just trying to be special but white really is the prettiest color to me

i really wish i could be anti-antisemitism as a half ashkenazi person but it definitely does not help that that side of my family is always up to some shady shit

i am truly so so serious about only dating/marrying virgin men. i’m not saying this as some way to invert the standard, i just cannot imagine being involved with a man who’s been with another woman. it disgusts me and causes me to distrust a man

i can’t stand when natural blondes are told to darken our eyebrows for contrast. it honestly just looks strange having brows a completely different color than your hair, and it’s very tedious to keep up with because the hair grows out so fast. let me have light eyebrows in peace