Like i know as a nation we don't specify how big chicken rolls have to be... But gay spar charging me €5.50 for an absolute mini roll. Feel like I'm about to take part in a relay race.

Mum’s absolutely hanging out of her arse there

Nintendo Switch having a "checking if this software can be played" and then trying to connect to the Internet is so dumb. I am on a plane let me play my silly little game!!!

Michael Marouli runway this week. #DragRaceUK

Crying.

Gta Online is just the Sims with guns.

I genuinely need sustitles #LoveIslandAllStars

Justice for the UK education system. Not a single Faithful or Traitor can spell a name. #TraitorsUK

I've seen more of Jeff Goldbum than I have of the actual sport. #SuperBowl2024

Q this week - #DragRace

Jimmy Kimmel can get in the bin #Oscars

Somehow not the worst thing he's ever tweeted.

Swords. #StateOfPlay

At this point ill be more surprised when he isn't doing a set #Glastonbury

Dula Peep. Never not a meme. Incredible

These Fringe shows are getting really elaborate.