another contender for funniest tweet of all time

Imagine the SE-SW Freeway being turned into this…

Laurence Laurentz: Repeat after me….would that it were so simple! Minion Bob: Y tu mama tambien BAHAHAHAHABA

Ppl saying this an Eric Adams style quote dont know Adams he'd have said something like "heh heh heh only in New York! I knew Yoshi. He used to take the B to a bus on 145 cause he had something going on in the Bronx. Dont tell Mario heh heh heh - this is a city of hustlers!"

One of Trent’s greatest accomplishments. Just non-stop vicious, a masterclass in breaking new ground while giving fans exactly what they want.

"Teacher, teacher, you forgot to assign homework!"

shit should be like a 9 but i may be a little biased. sigh whatever pitchfork

they were robbed of a number 1 hit by the people that didn’t clear the sample

This is a million times dumber and more harmful than what Timothée said

How it feels to listen to NINE INCH NOIZE

the concept of Trent Reznor being a pop girl

Guys there's this place called Georgetown Cupcake

Secret Wars was created to promote Marvels action figure deal. They called it Secret Wars because focus group statistics told them the words “Secret” and “Wars” attract young male readers. That’s also why there’s barely any women in the story. It’s kinda perfect for the MCU

The Moby Dick fandom is dying. Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

This is the best part of seeing Bushwick get warm in the summer if you have an issue with it you should be deported to westchester