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'Rubber Duckie, You're the One!' playing faintly in the distance.

Oh, G R E A T. Wonderful. Just dandy.

Neighbours! Hah! I'm getting more of a 'I'm this hotel's VIP guest and you're the guy I call when I need more towels or room service' vibe here. ...Speaking of, what's the Pancake policy at this hotel? Maybe I'll ask Charlie.

I don't know what the fuck 'Heaven Bucks' are, but no you can't pay your fines and parking tickets in Hell with them. Might as well try to give me Chuck-E-Cheese tokens.

They call me 007. 0 Weaknesses 0 Fucks Given 7 Inches Tall ..............Hold on, that's not right.

Maybe you should focus more on just getting that twosome under your belt first. You know, walk before you run, pal.

I know you didn't just call me short. Not very HOSPITABLE of you, is it? What will Charlie think? Tsk, tsk. Might have to reevaluate her business partner. And get your little fingers away from me before you lose them.

Wait, WAIT—! I just had another 𝙛𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙖!

I hardly forgot — I'm just aware that accidents happen. Kind of like how a stopped clock is right twice a day!

S n e k m o d e.

𝘏𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙨, 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨— ♫♬♪

Lucifer Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel is our character of the day. Voiced by the talented Jeremy Jordan.

Hm. Well, far be it from me to talk shit about a guy with a decent taste in fashion! Must be why Charlie bothers keeping you around at all. All right. Let me try it on. But I SWEAR to FUCK if this so much as tickles me in a way I don't like, I'll send your ass to Double Hell.

First rule about Double Hell? You don't TALK about Double Hell. ............................I mean— Fuck.

I'm not sure what it is about these birds, but they are just handsome, aren't they?