"The end." - Quentin Tarantino starting a bedtime story

Look! It’s Tiny Trumps. ellen.tv/1MENFfh

The funny (and confusing) thing about this toilet paper is that it smells terrible. Right out of the… instagram.com/p/9t5T4OEWMk/

.100% Goats Let's settle this once and for all. The picture that started this thread is a

Someone that I have mutual friends with threw several tomatoes at Trump the other night and there is now a Gofundme for his legal fees

For every tweet and retweet with #BellLetsTalk today, 5¢ goes to mental health initiatives. So, let’s see how many retweets we can get.

@bthny_johnsn !!! thanks for making me laugh

#DonaldTrumpTheMovie Toupee It Forward

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@bthny_johnsn "I will eat the man that looks like a large bird" #coolcatsforclinton

This is Belle. She's a Butterflop Hufflepoof. Rarer than most. Having trouble with car seat. 10/10 perturbed af

A short #theatre piece I wrote a while back about the election: Bill Clinton & Donald Trump making a bet re:GOP.

She said, "Well, it might have been because I was talking too loud. Sometimes it disconnects if I talk too loud."

Phoned grandma, and after a bit we were disconnected. I called her right back and let her know that I was in a bad reception spot.

Who am I to argue?

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Dogs are clearly winning x.com/i/moments/7826…

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