"Hangin' out's my thing so sure. We can go do somethin' if you had something in mind at least. Otherwise, Imma go see if there's a seafood spot that isn't crowded." x.com/DragonThicknes…

"What kinda movie though? I ain't much of a horror fan-too many basic tropes to really be interested." x.com/DragonThicknes…

"Least we can agree on that. How about I order the food, you set everything up? I got a nice bottomless pit for a stomach so I don't wanna break your bank." x.com/DragonThicknes…

"Extra large. And don't worry about clean-up if there's a mess. Lotta benefits to being a unicorn." x.com/DragonThicknes…

"I'm a neat freak, Fileo. I ain't gonna leave your house a mess." x.com/DragonThicknes…

"Now come on, it's kinda nippy out here and pizza has me hungry now." x.com/DragonThicknes…

Geoff should probably do something about his MIA status on the beach. But no, he's just gonna keep lurking around in his home.

Neigh.

"Fits the month."

Can Geoff come out now, or is he gonna get roped by someone else wanting to try a unicorn out?

YOU WON'T STOP HIM FROM GOING TO THE BEACH AND MAKING IT SUMMER, HORNY MOB.

Guess unicorns are in season?

// This was not at 1k followers a couple days ago

"So this is what it's like to be a snake." Geoff honestly didn't know what else he was expecting from having two dicks but he was enjoying himself and that was all he needed.

"Thanks, miss. I'll try not to use them a lot though; the junk that comes with them looks like they'd make a big mess and I know people are neat freaks these days."

Geoff is kinda glad people don't nag him for his magic-not like he knows how to use it.

"Easy on the love guys, I'm just a regular unicorn."

"Who knows the best way to change someone's hairstyle? I tried doing it naturally but uh....didn't come out right. Can't color it either, the dye drips out when I set it to dry."