2019 and my home internet runs at f🤬🤬kin snail pace 🐌 🐌😡😡 sort it out .. no fibre ..!! Wtf !!! Sort it out Milton Keynes City Council Mk8 ....

🤣🤣

According to these vile pigs, I am not English or from this country and I am uneducated. This was literally unprovoked. I was minding my business listening to my music and just going home. But they really wanted to know where I was from and did not accept it when I said London.

In celebration of Zinedine Zidane’s 47th birthday, here’s two minutes of him mugging off every big name in the business. What a baller.

Take a bow, Wayne Rooney! You are ridiculous. 😱

Lemma educate some of you’ll on Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima or just simply Ronaldo #R9 🇧🇷

Life ain’t fair at times ... head must be all over the shop 🤯.... stay at JuventusFC with #Ronaldo or go and play with ya mate #pogba Manchester United .... jeeezzzz 🤦🏼‍♂️ #Dybala

Anyone without #vandyk or #saleh in there team tonight ... quit now ...🙄

If you started your footballer career right now, and scored 40 goals a year for 15 years... ⚽️🔥 You'd still be 71 goals behind Lionel Messi. 🤯 Not to forget that he also has 286 assists. 🤩🐐

No wonder Wayne Rooney has been caught every time he rides another woman. He is married to fucking Ds Arnott

If your football career started at age 18 and you scored 30 goals every season for 22 years and retired at 40 you would have 660 goals Cristiano Ronaldo has 700 🤯

🏆FA CUP news 🏆 We are delighted to announce that we have been chosen as a TV game for our Emirates FA Cup 1st Round tie v Oxford United. Game to be held on Sunday 10 November. Kick-off at 2.15pm. More details will follow

NEW SIGNINGS: Lee Bircham responds with 2 for the non league XI. Ex Hartlepool United FC Barnet FC 🐝 defender & current Blyth Spartans manager Michael Nelson & ex Luton Town FC Rotherham Miller midfielder & current @HYUFC_Official Assitant manager Peter Holmes Welcome aboard chaps #NHS #NHSheroes

👌🏼 🇮🇹🚑

Great memories of the 2001-02 season under Joe Kinnear and Big Mick @Kevnico8 @forbesy7 Marvin Johnson Matt Spring Steven Howard Emmerson Boyce Peter Holmes Chris coyne

It's a promotion party in south Wales as @Official_MattT, Peter Holmes and Steven Howard goals ease the Hatters past the 🦢🦢🦢 #HattersGold #COYH

Have I missed an announcement or something? Is the social distancing thing done now? Honestly, people just do what they want now it’s pointless.

Here's Dennis Bergkamp scoring a beauty for Ajax!

These first touches from Zizou and Baggio! x.com/LongLostPlayer…

Lionel Messi. No other words are needed. The top 🔟 Champions League goals of arguably the greatest player to ever play the game 🤩