Wow! The bananas are still green that I bought the day she became PM.

Thanks for having me!

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Raisin Bran Crunch

That really was low, and I’m giving those Yankees fans just 15 years to stop it. 20, tops. 😎

The justices made justices targets. When you give reassurances to various Senators that you will not do a thing, then you do that thing, one cannot be surprised that people conclude you’re a gonadless partisan hack.

…and then he fired them.

This baseball game is gonna give me a heart attack. 😐

From the start of this cluster, I have wondered how he handles it if/when the big boy serious investors notice that what got them to the table, Tesla, has become a boring side-line after-thought to the child genius, while he dreams up ways for the bird app to stop bleeding cash.

Mr and Ms Antonelli are so cute

That was a very strange baseball game.

This brilliant but brutal PSA from 2018 aimed to motivate young people to vote with some reverse psychology

This game is gonna give me a heart attack.

Thank goodness it’s a travel day and the World Series won’t resume til tomorrow, which of course means there’s nothing else to do than trash new management at Twitter.

I have a hunch that we’ve just about reached the poont in the game when all hell breaks loose. #astros

YESSS!!!!!!!

Give the phillies their due - if you’re still playing baseball in November, you’re damn good. Great season.

Wait Kathy Griffin was on Twitter?

Thank goodness for these new Twitter regulations, now I can stop worrying about all the people impersonating me.

If Musk really wanted to improve things he’d block everybody who posts their little word game scores every morning.