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Funny part is I’m 99% sure he was either talking about me, OvOTopShotta, or CodyyGakpo

I get Christian Darrisaw is still recovering from last year’s injury but the Vikings o-line has been way shittier than expected so far this season

I think we were due for a shitty primetime game

And we have this on Thursday too lmao

Please shut up man

I think my least favorite common NFL tweet on this app is “Joe Burrow is going to end up like Andrew Luck.” It’s just a blanket statement thrown around that removes context for **why exactly** Andrew Luck retired

All my half star ratings on Letterboxd

More I think about it the more I get demoralized from the Chiefs loss today cuz it’s not like the Eagles have played all that well so far this season either. Yet they were firmly in control of that game for most of it

Genuine question: how much more evidence do you need that the Chiefs have garbage RBs than "Patrick Mahomes has more rushing yards in 2025 than Isiah Pacheco and Kareem Hunt combined"

Chiefs fixed their LT black hole from last season which was their biggest weakness, and somehow still got worse as an overall team

Arguably the most concerning Chiefs stat so far in two games played: 2025 offensive success rate - 41.7% The next lowest in the Mahomes-Chiefs era is 2023 (48.2%) 2023's success rate is closer to Mahomes' 2018 and 2022 MVP seasons than it is to 2025's success rate

Here's another one, where the Chiefs rank on 3rd down conversion rates every season out of the 32 teams with Mahomes at QB: 2018 - 2nd 2019 - 1st 2020 - 3rd 2021 - 1st 2022 - 2nd 2023 - 6th 2024 - 2nd 2025 - 26th

The hope: (somehow) win the series vs the Padres Don't troll vs the Nationals and bare minimum win 2/3 Cubs clinch the playoffs early + the Brewers clinch the NL Central early so by the time they're playing NY they're not fully trying anymore Marlins don't tryhard like 2007

Idek why I'm playing this scenario out in my head though its still embarrassing the Mets are even in this position to begin with, and even if they make the playoffs they're getting 1st rounded anyways

This was such an elite thread arguably my best work ever on this app