Wel ma radiators ymlaen yn tŷ fy am y tro cynta yn barod.

Me with a headache: “I need some something soothing to listen to.” Me immediate after:

It’s fine, I needed a good cry. Thanks Dad.

Hey guys, black lives still matter.

If you’re wondering, vegan dino nuggets taste the exact same as the chicken ones. Which I feel like says a lot more about the chicken than it does the vegan nuggets. Also, draw whatever conclusions you want about a 29 year old woman buying herself dino nuggets.

Pleeease can we at least have a Wrexham 5th round FA Cup qualification, in exchange for Super Joey Allen's international retirement? Need something to soften the blow. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

My dad has just introduced Tom (who has very much NOT proposed to me) as his future son-in-law. So yeah, you could say it’s a very chill, no pressure trip to the States for him.

Update: this happened at least 8 times.

I simply refuse to believe someone when they tell me there just “not a dessert person”. I’m sorry, I know I should think that people are telling me the truth, but I 100% don’t buy it.

May you all go into your day as boldly as the man rolling a joint next to me on the train.

Told my hairdresser that my 30th is in October and her jaw dropped and she told me that she thought I was at most 22. Happy Friday indeed.

*Tra dwi’n coginio swper mae Tomos yn agor y ffrij* Fi-“Ti’n sbia am wbeth?” T- “Dwi jyst yn licio agor y ffrij weithiau” ??🥴

So glad long sleeve weather is over so people can know that I’m cool again. #sunsouttattsout

Hey TfL- can you tell me why the 182 bus to Harrow Weald stopped halfway and made everyone get off with no explanation? So now I’ve had to wait on another bus, pay twice, and I’m late for work. 🥴

Sorry but a party criticizing a veteran’s military record while actively backing a candidate who avoided a draft due to bone spurs is, well, unsurprisingly ironic. 🥴

“Fed up” doesn’t even cover it.

My taxes already fund war so I cannot express to you how much I reeeaally don’t mind if they pay for school lunches for kids or healthcare for others. I’d much prefer it if they did.

Chwilio am bodlediadau Cymraeg da- unrhwy suggestions?