That whole penguin "long neck" thing just got me thinkin', you know?

I heard a little more barking than normal from the puppy corral, so I went to check it out. It was Rocky, letting me know that his brother Ryman... might need a little help.

they're playing in the empty toilet paper aisle i'm scREAMING credit to BonnieViolinQueen #ShipsGoingDown #RMSToiletPaper #covid19

Day 27 of quarantine:

OK, buckle up. I wanna talk to you about Triscuit.

oh to be a puppy exploring an aquarium with your best friend while it’s closed to the public

About that map...

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Sir Leopold

It’s only a matter of time... Our Hamilton film. THIS July 3rd. On Disney+. #Hamilfilm

Ah, yes, the three types of science communicators: - man with lab coat and bad puns - woman with fun earrings and warm personality - “I am going to have this venomous animal bite me on purpose.”

Hey CarMax I just want to get my car fixed, but the services and repair department never answers the phone or checks their voicemail, apparently

Percy Jackson's casting has begun but have they considered:

do not touch the paw. you think he wants you to touch the paw. his face is, after all, quite earnest. you are mistaken. he's tricking you. this is sophisticated cat stuff. seriously, don't buy the ticket to this ride. you're going to try to touch the paw, aren't you

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