One of my favorite games* just got a mission pack and the first thing I see when opening it is a tutorial on suicide car bombs, hell yeah *Combat mission shock force 2

aroundfuck, outfind

NUCLEAR DESIGN BUREAU is a hardcore sandbox engineering game where you design and test nuclear devices. You are the Chief Engineer of a secret Soviet design bureau. The State gives you a target and a warehouse full of dangerous materials. store.steampowered.com/app/4190240/Nu… I guess we'll

oh boy I hope this isn’t one of those tweets that’s funny now, then in one instant gets way less funny, then gradually gets much funnier

I feel like in the near future we are going to need a lot of these badges >:| ( not that the current IoT security landscape doesn't require these, but consider: InternetofShit + LLMs )

Iirc the in-game title for at leas one version was 'Night of Bush Capturing'

Taliban commander goes to old hermit cleric. Says, Imam, Afghanistan has been invaded by a superior foreign power. They have bombed our leaders and are advancing on all fronts. What do I do? Cleric says, it's simple, hide in Pakistan. Taliban commander bursts into tears. But Imam

Lesbian: I’m a lesbian Autistic: I’m autistic Lesbian AND autistic: You really should play Project Wingman.

Sick as a dog but at least I've got the kind of fever that makes your skin feel like a heated blanket and gives you a mild soothing delirium

3-uping a bike to a field so we can all ponder some UXO sounds like a fun afternoon ngl

Chicago coyotes along the Metra tracks erupt in yips and howls as a nearby ambulance siren echoes through the night.

Carrie Liao - Alien visitor