Eberflus fired, executed. Trust the plan -Q

If South Korea can’t be happy with their karaoke and k-pop femboys, what hope does that leave the rest of us? #Kpop #SouthKorea

I’m not gay ChatGPT I swear

A schizophrenic black dude on the train made some great points about the evils of the porn industry today

My bitch and I are blacking out tonight. Call it the Gene Hackman

Bold prediction: Kanye west will be trans by the midterms

# of beer cans in my shower and what they say about my mental health: 1-6: normal 7-8: beginning to be sad 9: the lowest point of my life but won’t say anything 10-14: I’m actually just having a fun summer 15: max can’t stack cans any hire 0: I need a shower beer

Hey listen, we’ve all done gay shit with our cousin at some point. He’s the only one to make a song about it

"You needed a PhD to make the same observation a 14 year old midwit would make?"

People always be actin crazy when the sun is going crazy

Recruiters see the potential

Uh gey af ew

Worried about Bieber:/ Worried about Middle East:/

I want to put him in a microwave

The Prestige pisses me off and sucks. Absolute shit movie and it sucks.

I can’t wait for the day I have my non binary children come up to me to tell me about a new ad free entertainment service and I get to call them both faggot retards

It’s awesome how every streaming service cost more now and has ads. Cable was better and the Boomers tried to warn the US but it was to busy suckin n fuckin ass