All I see when watching The Handmaid's Tale #HandmaidsTale

I'M SO DONE WITH EVERYONE 😂😭😂😭 #TheWalkingDead

"I want to swaddle you and then change your diaper... in a non-sexual way" -Alea Sheldon to Jake. #sexual #friendship

One of the best parts of being home with my brothers is laughing while watching #theknifeshow late night 😹 #Christmas2016

How to be Negan: 1. Carry a baseball bat. 2. Get close to people's face and talk softly to them. 3. Smile and lean back every fifth word.

Sexy Mr. Clean is my wet dream. #Superbowlcommercials

She's so triumphant x.com/aleasheldon/st…

People who go to both weeks of Coachella should show up the second week and have to face a firing squad.

It's weird how quick we all accepted that almond milk exists and is normal. It's a mystery and a miracle.

I wish frozen yogurt tasted as good as I want it to.

A better clean with fewer sheets.* #EnjoytheGo. Click for coupon: spr.ly/MayCpn

I was handed the wine... I chose the highlife #highlife #wine

Charmin Don't tell me how to clean my butt

"Buttload of Hoohas." - @aleahopesheldon

Is The War on Drugs super into the Top Gun soundtrack?