I swear my child knows the moment I lay down.

Am I missing the humor in watching Kanye spiraling out of control in front of the entire world? It's dangerous for so many reasons - the main one being the long term effects this can have on all parties involved, including himself. Something's gotta give.

Don’t mind the aluminum foil on my window. I’m not a crack head just trying to get my kid to nap.

I can’t stress how important it is to chose the right person to have kids with. Chris was the best decision and an even better one for our child.

If I was a stay at home mom I would be an alcoholic. Props to y’all. #NoThanks

It’s snowing.. it’s also thundering and lighting. What?

I never… and I mean NEVER thought I’d miss being pregnant 😅

Being in my husbands childhood room with our child while he’s away makes me miss him x10.

Whoever created daylight savings time hates people with kids

I cant wait to move back to KY and work from home with my baby in the home. I’m dreading going back to work Monday and sending B to a sitter. 😭

If you’ve never gone to Starbucks on a Sunday morning in your pajamas with spit up in your hair are you really a mom?

Can’t we move back to KY now and I work from home. Having an hour and a half with my child at night before bed sucks. 🥺

#boymom life is going to the liquor store with pee in your shoe.

It’s Monday, please can we not only answer 1 of the 3 questions I ask. It can’t be that hard.

How are y’all wearing satin without sweating straight through it in 2 mins?

I’m embarrassed Tennessee Titans

#BachelorVote Christina #BachelorVoteChristina

Let the games begin! (Just put my kid down for the night) #timechange #happyhungergames

Hey, your kids like colorful toys. That’s it.

Titans fans refreshing twitter for the Todd Downing firing news: