you totally are!

she can totally take care of that for him, all she has to do is wave her hand through his head. and, she’s lying, of course.

⠀╱ wish i could tell y’all about the elderly cannibal couple i dreamt about but it’d turn into a 10 tweet thread because i had to relive multiple victims trying to escape 😹

she still can, but it may make things worse for him. might even feel like a lobotomy. she’s lifting a hand, gently touching his temple, “ you sure about this? ”

a gift. . . being dead? isn’t that a funny way of looking at things. alright, what do you propose?

so you’re telling me this show doesn’t have death or murder, then?

she’s dramatically rolling her eyes, spinning on her heels. “ don’t be a baby, i didn’t hit you that hard. ”

i’m being nice.

by murdering the innocent?

there’s a small, mischievous smile forming — she’s not sure she’s ever done this before, “ okay. ” her hand, once solid, swipes through his head with ease. . . what if she mummified him?

she’s pulling her hand back, keeping it close to her unmoving chest. “ no! what if i kill you, ” a laugh is bubbling at her throat, “ again. . . ”

she’s openly skeptical, eyes scanning him up and down for any trace of something being horribly wrong. nothing up confirm, * yet. she’s lifting her hand again, swiping it through his head quickly. back and forth, again and again.

i’m under your bed.

no, i was lying.

“ 22, ” she turns around to face him again, “ and still acting like a baby. ” he’s lucky carmen’s not sending anything flying at his head yet.

oh, like yours? tell everyone what you like to do?

i’m under your bed.

aw, did her haunting keep him up?