they shiuld sell a beer with 1 cigarette attached the way a straw is attached to a juice box

your email finds me deeply unwell. teetering on the edge really

I wonder how much money OpenAI has lost in electricity costs from people saying “please” and “thank you” to their models.

you ever be so stressed and you look in the mirror and you’re like wow ok great i’m ugly too

I haaaate the way I talk at work. Why did I just say "Let me have a look-see and I'll get back to you!" Like I would never say that

im not a big gossip but i love Knowing Things. so when i ask for gossip it's never sinister. it's pure curiosity and a desire for knowledge

its genuinely APPALLING to see someone litter in 2025. sorry but we need to kill u

Beautiful spring evening. I’m outside with a cup of coffee. Zero notifications on my phone likely because I’m difficult to like and contribute very little socially. God bless

love hearing i’m mean from a man, thanks bitch

so glad that dream i had of you isn’t affecting me at all and i’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it

This messy Trump-Musk breakup is truly the gayest thing about pride month

no one: my legs:

None of the instagram story fonts represent me :/

I can’t tell you how much I’d love to marry and then be publicly cheated on by a man with a reported net worth of £1.3bn

we should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours

i am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star and that’s exactly why i’m the way i am

Listening to your cat cry on the drive to the vet is like being killed with 100 hammers

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak