As the Houston Texans game approaches I find myself reflecting on the time I was at Soldier Field for Chicago Bears v Detroit Lions and the guy in front of me was head to toe in Texans gear watching porn all game. Hope he’s doing well.

Stay out the kitchen

nobody is ready for how absolutely terrible this is going to be

Already have more points vs the Jags than the Vikings did all game 💀 #Lions #Vikings #Jags

The Lions to the Jags today:

Damn where’s Darnold 💀

grateful

1-800-OUT-HERE

standard Vikings fan

A INSANE stat for the Detroit Lions: The Lions defense has committed a league high 17 pass interferences penalties… While the Lions offense has gotten an NFL low, ONE Pass interference call ALL SEASON 🤯 But we’re told the refs FAVOR the Lions? H/T: Detroit Lions on Tap #OnePride

Pride of Detroit What may have been an even bigger backfire is I was able to call their box office and buy tickets. Not a Vikings season ticket holder. Just a dude in metro Detroit that is now able to afford going to the game buying tickets for $200. Thanks Vikings!

In the biggest game of their careers LMFAOOOOOO

Gotta hand it to Anthony Kim. He could pay for the blue check and be making some solid $$$ on here with the engagement he gets. But instead he’s just on here talking his shit for the love of the game.

Yearly fuck Zach Johnson tweet

Thank you Nick. We can finally retire the “could you break 100 at Augusta” debates.