🎁 Ho-ho-holy shit we’re playing another holiday shindig this year at Bottom Lounge. This time we got High Wire, Farhampton, Ghoul For A Goblin, Hi Ho, Paranormal Sky, & Kevin’s new cover band Sure Fine Whatever. Bring a toy for cheaper admission. Let’s party 🎄🎅🏻 #dietpunk

🦃 Happy Thanksgiving, we’re thankful for you. Here’s a photo of us being dinosaurs. As a treat. 🦖🦕🍗💕

Thank you to everyone who has supported our artists this year - we can’t wait for what’s to come in 2024🥳

🤩 Thank you for streaming our CONTENT this year. May our lord Jupiter bestow blessings upon you for all eternity 🙏💖

🚨 Kicking off 2024 by heading south for the winter. Hitting some places we’ve never been. If you live in these places, come say hi 🥰 Perhaps a sleepy announcement tomorrow? 🤔😴 #dietpunk

🚨😴 SNÜZFEST 2024! Get your pj’s & pillows ready for our 7th annual punk rock pajama party. We have some of our favorite bands joining us this year & we are STOKED. Link in bio for tix 🌜🛏️🧸 #dietpunk

❄️ HAPPY FESTIVUS! Kevin & Xack will be celebrating at Subterranean tonight with Sea Of Cars, Blue Car, Alleys And Gangways, & Rocky Point Holiday. We’re on last at 10. Be sure to stretch for the feats of strength 😤 #dietpunk #festivusfortherestofus

🎄🐶 Here’s to everyone spending the holiday with their fur babies. Merry Christmas from our dogs to yours 💕 #dietpunk youtu.be/t4PQ_0bXcY4?si…

🎶 Deez nuts roasting on an open fire 🥜🔥

🚨 NEXT WEEK! Kicking off 2024 by heading south for the winter. Playing shows in places we’ve never been. If you live in these places, come to these shows & say hi 🥰 #dietpunk

☠️ THIS WEEK we’re playing SHOWS in PLACES! Shoutout to Gary of the weekend run club ™ ©️®️ for filling in for Doug on drums for these. See you in Louisville, Nashville, Atlanta & Memphis! SHOWS! PLACES! 🔥 #dietpunk

😤😤😤😤😤

Kevin: “where even are we right now?” Alyssa: “in my nightmares…”

🏈😴 Celebrate football sports day today by picking up tix to Snüzfest & entering our merch giveaway (link in bio). Stoked to see Taylor get some touchdown goals 👏🍻 #dietpunk

Pizza bagels are not a good indicator of time

🚨💀 Oh dang we’re playing more shows in more places. Making our New England debut with some rad bands in NH, ME, MA, & NY. If you’re a person in/near one of these places, come party 🥳 #dietpunk

🔥NEW HAMPSHIRE we’re gonna be all up in you on thursday 3/21. Tix are only $5 at the door, have you ever seen a better deal? Fuckin doubt it. See you there⚡️💕

🔥Making our MAINE debut on friday 3/22. Tix at the link in bio. See you there, feed us lobster while we play please 🦞💕 #dietpunk

I can't believe Guardrail invented music tonight in Boston

We are now called GuardWhale 🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳 This post brought to you by April Fools Day. If you’re not a fool, go listen to our musics 💖 #dietpunk