I’ve tweeted very little because well this place sucks but a little life update: 1. My wife and I are having a baby! 2. I run an entire department now and am on the hunt for another associate (market is rough) 3. We rented a huge house instead of buying a shack under a bridge

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Republicans are edgy teenagers

The average conservative podcast is either russian paid propaganda or someone having a schizophrenic episode on camera

What’s funny about left side politics is that this video will, and should, destroy her chances to be CA governor. On the right, this would mean nothing and she could have called this woman a cunt and won overwhelmingly on policies that are directly against her base’s interests.

#PeacemakerSeason2 ending was not great, way overhyped and no pay off. Most jarring part was Peacemaker being allowed out on bail. Most unrealistic part of the entire series.

Man they really must not have anything

sitting president (billionaire) “suing” the government he controls to pay himself $230 million with tax dollars paid by citizens (not billionaires) while cutting the citizens’ social benefits and refusing to forgive any student loans

Holy shit this would be so fucking sick dude this is like my dream

Make it happen and I’ll be the judge of that

Me, a plaintiff’s lawyer who works on contingency…

Immediately in

Government so small they tell me how to dress on flights

Remember when the politicians didn’t curse on tv

Need the browns to trade this guy to a Super Bowl able team.

I cannot emphasize enough how little I care

So I’m a plaintiffs’ lawyer working on contingency…I don’t get paid unless we win…

We don’t want 8K TVs and 23 hour trading. We want a 4 day work week and homes on sale.

I understand why Democrats are reluctant to call this behavior out — lest an actual “abuse of power” be equated with this — but why can only Republicans get away with this stuff? No exaggeration: There would be congressional investigations if a Democratic president did this.