Country music in 1960, basically: “I’m a proud outlaw / shot my own pa / punched that sheriff right in the jaw” Country music now: “Mind the police, do what they say, dog-like obedience is the ‘Murican way”

RIP Sinead O'Connor. She took a Prince song and made it her own and turned it into one the biggest hits of a new decade. Took on the church when people were too afraid and knew it could (and would) destroy her career.

Just bought stock in a 3D-printed meat company. If this timeline must be so fucking weirdly dystopian, I at least want to profit from it.

Finally found my ideal use for ChatGPT: Going to use it to become a Nextdoor influencer.

When your rewards program email kiiiinda sounds like blackmail

A+ tweet. I doubt my governor even knows what a Super Mario is.

GOP: We don’t see color! Also GOP:

Ah hell yeah let’s go, printed meat! My rando stock pick is up 39% today

I'm hiring a full-time, contract shooter/editor/producer out of the Bay Area. Please get in contact with me if you know someone!

Don’t think of it as a trolley problem. Think of it as a trolley opportunity. You don’t “have” to choose. You GET to choose!

When I say I've got that dog in me, this is what I mean

who do I know who is a native French speaker? merci!!

It’s not stealing if you take it from the British Museum

(unsuccessfully attempts to tag katy wellhousen)

That whooshing sound was 300,000 Chinese text scammers pivoting away from “sorry I must have entered your number by mistake would you like to see my picture?”

Hi! I'm doing some research around how 'gen Z is redefining the office dress code' for a piece I'm writing and would love to speak to some employers, young professionals & a psychologist who can comment on how technology has enabled individualism - DM me #journorequest

Is this the Twitter equivalent of “drain the swamp” becoming “flood the swamp with human sewage”?