me leaving college with $12 in my savings account, a piece of paper but no job offer, liver damage and a box of 25 tshirts

STOP pitting classic half-hour comedies against each other Cheers is ICONIC Frasier is GENIUS The Office is BRILLIANT Parks & Rec is FANTASTIC Friends Seinfeld is SUPREME

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Lol how’s life? I’m dying my hair tomorrow so you tell me

Me and all the other post grad kids at our first real job not knowing what the fuck we’re doing x.com/marsijuanass/s…

I wish I could text my dog and tell her I’m on my way home 😪

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I’m still annoyed I had to work on my dogs birthday. Tried to make up for it

Me looking for my dog #TheMandalorian

Being an adult is just being in pain from poor posture and then hating yourself the rest of the day for not correcting it sooner 💀

Hey Conor McGregor it’s my boyfriends birthday Matt O. and I’m pretty sure he loves you more than me. Can you give him a shoutout?

I’m about to write a Declaration of Independence to my family yo

How do people with IBS trust their gut??

😷 Can I redo my facial recognition on my phone to recognize my mask?? Tired of this shit lol

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