Most of my problems originate from the fact that I didn’t eat fruit until I was 20 years olds

My dad is only 52. He knows how to use an iPhone, a laptop, and most modern technology. He still thinks he has to SCREAM on phone calls

if you pick that second one i swear to fucking god i’m calling the FBI the CIA the DEA

Moments when it’s made clear you need to reassess things: 1) when your late night YouTube deep dives consistent of Tik Tok compilation videos and The Voice Senior blind auditions (French and Croatian versions)

How do you unfuck up fucked up tin foil?

Instead of double bagging every time at the grocery market why don’t they just make thicker bags?

Aspect might be the #1 overused word

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you have a bad headache, not a migraine

eating boneless wings is like punting on third down

Steph Curry is one of the best basketball players we’ll ever see in our lives. What a player.

Kelly Oubre may have the lowest offensive floor of any player in the league

People tried to act like they didn’t remember how great Steph Curry was. That wave is officially over lol

Sorry Kyle Lowry and Marcus Smart, it’s time for the charge to go. The first episode of Fixing the NBA is available now, wherever you get your podcasts. Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2qJmVX… #BanTheCharge .Mark Titus

Fans of the NBA & the league itself should both want the best players to be on the floor for as much game-time as possible. The foul limit gets in the way of that. Why are players capped at 6 fouls? It's time to Get Out the Foul Out. Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2Llggc…

We want the best players in the game as much possible. "Foul trouble" shouldn't be something that hinders this. Let's Get Out the Foul Out. Episdode 2 of Fixing The NBA is now live. Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2Llggc…

Would LeBron have made 8 straight finals if the playoffs were seeded 1-16? Would CP3 or Steve Nash have made the finals if that were the setup? We may never know, but the NBA should #EndConferences. Episode 3 is live. Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4m7ri0…

“Take fouls” are a smart defensive tactic used by every NBA team. But they prevent highlight plays & take away easy scoring chances earned by the offense. Let’s make NBA games more exciting & #UnbreakTheFastBreak. Episode 4 is available now. Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0tzZrG…

Flopping is cheating -- straight up. Though many consider it a form of gamesmanship, flopping damages the NBA product & is not the way basketball should be played. The league’s attempts to curb the practice have failed. It's time to #StopTheFlop. Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1s4XVi…