When you're feeling a bit meh about sobriety then realise everyone doing dry January has been going longer than you....

Ha ha

Thought for the day (reworded from elsewhere) : you don't need alcohol to have a good time - look at all those sober children

Dear Dynamo , how did you lose all the weight again? Asking for a nation.

Fucking shameful. What a fucking piece of shit

Dear Metallica and Lars Ulrich, I'm loving #metallicamondays I really am, but any chance of either the Slims gig from fan can 2, any of the fillmore nights when Rob first joined or even when you played Kill 'Em All in full at Orion Fest? Would be cool to see more intimate shows

I was today old when I realised Galvatron and Megatron were essentially wearing pants #transformers #warforcybertron #80scartoons

Scantily clad valkyrie warriors #MischiefMovieNightIn

Sorry WWE but the UK is #allelite now. So All Elite Wrestling you might wanna get your arse (not ass) in gear... givemesport.com/1759093-wwe-to…

1 of the shittest feelings in the world is being an addict watching a TV show with 2 addicts talking about why they're addicts and why they need to be clean whilst getting on it despite knowing you need and want to be clean. #justsaying

Done a thing. Beans on Toast – Live @ The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth rocksins.com/2022/02/beans-… via @rocksins

Nice cameo in #Greed James Blunt. I thought you played a successful pop star really well. #justbants #legend

Thanks Beans on Toast for spending 288 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Humans. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/6fVeXD7…

Funny how spending time in a country will affect your accent. Lana has completely lost all traces of her Russian accent - amazing! #aew #dialect #prowrestlingisreal

Sumo isn't actually this violent is it? #sanctuary #netflix

Check out my deadliest stats in #MARVELSNAP Black Order season🔮💀 marvelsnap.com/seasonrecap/s2…

Wow. 12 months of ups, downs and sideways it's finally time to ask yourselves the big question of 2024... Is Jay 'Christian' Reso going to cash in tonight? #aew #worldsend

Thanks for a great Dynamite this week Tony Khan - it had everything on my tick list of Things I Love About Wrestling 😀

Hey Netflix any chance you could tighten up the entrances on WWE shows? I think it's been 6 mins between Mysterio's music hitting and Kofi's. That's a long time dudes and if you doing that for everyone these shows are going to draaaaaaaag....

Caroline knew what she had said wrong and why and immediately apologisd and regretted it. She will now be villanised for a genuine slip of the tongue. Although not really coz Nancy can't repopulate the earth with him which was the question. #bbuk