Punxsutawney Phil has been wrong 61% of the time since 1877. That makes him our country's oldest troll.

The "restore your faith in humanity" story of the day. Brought to you by Batman. washingtonpost.com/blogs/rosenwal…

QOTD: "You give me lemons, I’m going to throw a lemon tree in your face." HELL YES, Sawyer R. ! usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/04/…

*tap tap* Is this thing on?

Double litmus test for (1) are you a judgmental dick (2) is your geek cred super-legit. facebook.com/photo.php?fbid…

The new Robocop has a black suit because it's more X-TREME! Because 1997. slashfilm.com/robocop-traile…

Oh, Japan. You've still got it. bit.ly/15JPKve

You will never, ever be this committed to your cosplaying. bit.ly/15eBizL

It's like Tatooine meets Mad Max. Maybe these hippies are on to something... bit.ly/17mb5yE

I hope we continue to milk Bale's Batman voice for jokes for many millennia. bit.ly/1fWUgfJ

I prefer Monty Python and the Holy Grail like this. You know... like Games of Thrones. bit.ly/17PipE0

Hey, you got a little bit of Arnold Schwarzenegger in your Star Wars, there. (And it's MAGICAL.) bit.ly/18RCBmZ

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, CAKE? bit.ly/1bb1teq

There's a chance Netflix might just be giving up. screencast.com/t/Gyu2Dq7IwlDp

The internet: "Whatever, I bet that bear isn't even a real geek." bit.ly/1etuvbq

Nailed it. #BatmanVsSupermanForReals bit.ly/1eNmqyr

Not from The Onion: "Air Force Chief of Staff Gives Briefing in Captain America Mask." bit.ly/19fvyDo

For fans of Dune. Or, for fans of cannibalistic Fleshlights. #DontGoogleFleshlightAtWork bit.ly/1aaExIl

Batdad is your new personal comedy hero. bit.ly/19l9Fnt

Sometimes I get angry because the internet shows me things that don't exist in real life. bit.ly/18mhIAg