The “mules” if Grayson Murray wins the Sony after Rory pissed away the win in Dubai

7 straight pars to start our day, need to get the putter hot and keep the hammer down. Four way tie at the top of the leaderboard

So happy for these two, what a cute couple

GRAYSON ARMY THE TIME IS NOW, SCREAM OUT TO THE WORLD AND PREACH THE GOOD WORD OF THE LORD. SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS

CALL ME HUNG THE WAY IVE BEN AN THESE BITCHES ALL DAY

BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND

WHERE IS LOU HOLTZ RUGHT NOW

Rory when he learns Grayson Murray won today:

You probably never heard of Grayson Murray but you will in the future. A former Alcoholic who was nice put on probation by #PGATour won today at Sony Open in Hawaii. 39 foot birdie in a playoff

All glory to God, just absolutely over the moon for this guy.

Tough titties Brian, you’re either with Grayson or against him. +4500 after round 2 one back, get ya some of that action kid.

You got Graysoned buddy, it’s a tough world

Tough start but you know we’re bouncing back. Grayson army rise as one!

CAW CAW CAW CAW BIRD WITH BIG WINGS BIRD WITH BIG WINGS

Grayson’s first born son will be an absolute monster. So excited for this happy couple.

Absolutely speechless, gone way too soon. My condolences to Grayson’s family…. I will be releasing my full statement tonight, need to let this set in. Stay strong team