i feel like this image rn camisado demo is so good im literally shaking

just had a really grotesque n erotic thought but i will not be tweeting it because it wouldnt be ladylike

but it’s better if you do demo

im having serious ideas this cant be good

treating myself to a shittier generic version of an uncrustable thats been sitting in the bottom of my freezer for 2 months

i ask for friendship by sending subliminal messages through liking tweets

biting a finger off probably feels so good

not gay

i like it when dogs scratch their own head hard as fuck and then lay down and groan like they just worked 16 hours thats an awesome thing they do

whenever my hands are cold I grab my butt #smart

i used my toothbrush without rinsing it i think i have a brain tumor

i’ll push alex warren off the stage i’m serious

I know a lot of you will consider it tragic but I’ve been laughing for 4 minutes straight and I will continue laughing for a long time

bad bunny lowkey revived my love for being hispanic im not even kidding Like i just feel so proud omg

all roads are leading to im gonna die at the end of the month