I'm on Turbo everyday in multiple alternate realities.

Has anybody had an experience where their penis fell asleep? Sadly, I’m not asking for a friend.

“We’re not talking about this.”

Closest I’ve been to a SiriusXM studio in 5 years.

I could be dead, which means we're residing in the same quadrant of the post-life shadow zone.

Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis is at Pearl Jam in Nashville.

Back on SiriusXM Lithium today at Noon ET/9 AM PT. Keep your expectations low.

Mike, asking DJ’s to not talk is like asking plumbers to not plumb. Try the “Just Music” versions of your favorite channels on the SiriusXM app and then hopefully you’ll stop being a dick about this.

I wasn’t talking about that movie nor did I ask about it, but I greatly appreciate your opinion, bot.

There’s no fighting. I was simply trying to help those with insomnia by suggesting a sleep aid (Alt Nation).

An asshole’s asshole, if you will.

R.I.P. to one of the very best.

Sexy!

Guy subscribes to radio service, gets upset when he receives radio service. 😂

No.

Nice to meet you and thanks for saying hello! If I was slurring my words, it was because of the reckless hospitality of countless tailgating parties that shared their beer with us.

For fuck's sake

HEY OCTOBER, WHADDYA SAY?!

Fuck yeah!

Fuck yeah!