“Who’s big chungus, is he a good guy?”

My friend said the lawn is like the hair for your house… now why am I noticing all my bald uncles have the nicest lawns 😭🫰

Day 89 of sending my gf subliminal instagram reels about back massages

Nick t just dropped his on the ground

“my drink is your dirty socks, as fuck?”

Just btw, there is a nosy receptionist somewhere that has read through your entire private medical history

I love not knowing ball and throwing out wild accusations into my ALLEGED ball-knower group chat

Tik tok live makes me so sad

I thought she was fufu… turns out she’s just egusi soup

Is Grateful Dead bluegrass

If Ireland was smart, they would market the FUCK out of st Patrick’s day and make itself a worldwide celebration destinations cater to it, build the craziest area designated for tourists on that day, like Mardi Gras

The real reason your dad never wanted pets is because he didn’t want to subject himself to heartbreak 12 years later

Thanks for the advice 🙏 #FaZeUp

Probs true, allllllll those downsides… and you still lost ):

Would you rather give up sauce or seasoning forever

0.4 seconds and a dream I guess #FaZeUp

we all know faze is miraculously winning this

I’m proud of you, keep going ❤️