#bbcfootball isn't it great not having the miserable and narcissistic Mourinho involved in the EPL. Loving the joy that Ole has brought back.

No idea of the rules, but his arm stopped the ball progressing towards the goal/stands, so it looks like a pen to me.

So I climbed into the bin and, no lie, didn't have to pay a thing David Baddiel

#BBCCricket we'd take 30-3.

#ExpediaChat Expedia offering more in promotional vouchers than in compensation for ruining our family holiday.

Is there a worse service than Telstra? No NBN service or residential phone line since 1 Feb 21 and they've just closed the case having made no effort to fix it. Unbelievable. #INC13246752

Hello Ausgrid is the planned outage in Berowra Heights still going ahead this evening?

WARNING. #carpetcallau can damage your polished floorboards. And they won't be at all bothered about it.

#BBCCricket Aggers just described it as a 'strange morning'. Surely an England batting collapse is entirely normal.

#bbccricket England have a long head.

#bbccricket Six words I never thought possible to be written together ... 'Jack Leach had bowled Steve Smith'. Well done Jack!

Friend begs me not to retweet this photo ahead of French election

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

The Conservatives have finally admitted that their pandemic preparations were inadequate. This incompetence no doubt cost thousands of lives. Please RT if you think everyone should be aware.

Rail strikes!

🏎️’SHOULDERS BACK TOTO!’🏎️ #greetersguild adventures in The Paddock courtesy of @f1 and Will Buxton at #AusGP in Melbourne #MaxVerstappen #lewishamilton #totowolff #troyhawke

#bbccricket Anderson and Broad not yet able to make the ball talk, but there's probably someone who can.