CAN WE? Can an Australian TV station ditch all USA & British buy-ins & turn over airwaves NIGHTLY to livestreams of theatre & comedy & live music performances & concerts that are cancelled due to #COVID19au #COVID19Aus #Covid_19 #coronavirusaus AND, we fundraise for arts sector!

Bitch don’t kill my tribe🖕🏼#coronapocalypse #coronavirus #COVID19au #COVID2019uk #coronavirusaustralia

Day 8 in quarantine: There are 5 sharks 🦈 They each doo doo doo doo doo doo. Between them there are 162 doo doo doo doo doo doo. What to doo doo doo doo doo doo with this information? #coronavirusaustralia #COVIDー19 #babyshark #lockdown #coronapocalypse

1st Jan 2020: I’m unique. My passion comes from the universe. I will speak my truth, I will live my truth. I’m going to manifest my own destiny. My abundance is within me. March 2020: My face is itchy...... DO NOT TOUCH YOUR FACE. #goals

#Truth #COVIDIOTS #Coronavid19 #SocialDistancing #KhameneiVirus #coronavirusaus

Social distancing of 1.5 meters advised for safety. Indian mums: It’s 25 meters distance from the opposite sex. ALL THE TIME. #SocialDistancing

There was a time when I’d judge someone based on their character, conscientiousness and heart. Now it’s mostly on the kind of #WhatsApp forwards they send me.

This #quarantine has been very difficult for my family. We are in #iso and my two year old asked for the last piece of brownie. But it was mine tho 👀 #coronavirusaustralia #Covid_19australia #sharingiscaring

Interviewer: Carole did you kill your husband? Carole: ....... #CaroleBaskinKilledHerHusband #TigerKingNetflix #JoeExotic #CaroleBaskin

Guess you really can’t change a tiger’s stripes #JohnFinlay #TigerKingNetflix #privatelyownedbyjoeexotic #CaroleBaskin

If I had a #Dollar for every time I heard Aussie commentators say ‘could this be his first test wicket?’, when #camerongreen starts a spell! Just let him be!! #INDvsAUS #gabba #channel7 #brisbanetest #AUSvIND

Best thing about wearing a mask is now I can yawn when you tell me about your day. Like no Sharon, 6 brownies after dinner is not weird at all.

Every scene from #TedLasso needs to be made into a feature film.

Yeah orgasms great. But have you had your first coffee with the whole house to yourself? It’s the most powerful feeling of pleasure. THAT is true accumulated release of tension.

This week at the Sit Down! Featuring the likes of: Troy Kinne, Jo Gowda, Greg Sullivan & MORE! Grab your tickets here: standup.com.au

Uncanny! Karan Johar Danish Sait Tanmay Bhat Kusha Kapila

Jo Gowda @karanjohar Danish Sait Kusha Kapila Hilarious! 🤣

Hai mera Fair and lovely wala parivaar 🤗#ShaheenShahAfridi #anshaheen #desi #desimeme

A stellar, all-female line up of some of Queensland’s best comics at Stand Up for #Women at The Sit Down Comedy Club. A night of laughs for a good cause! Wednesday, 8 March 7pm – 9pm (Doors open at 6pm) BOOK NOW! bit.ly/40HAgMh #multicultural #comedy #IWD

#ravishastri solid burn to #markwaugh during #INDvAUS talking of predictions, “remember your prediction when #India was all out for 36 in Adelaide?” Mark………..