“i can’t drink like i used too” - me at the raw age of 22

Well lost my keys & my ID last night. I blame katie govin ✱

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i just watched my mom copy and paste the same text she just sent to my brother bc he wasn’t responding and i had a flashback to middle school

HAHA

I’m trying to have peter take me out on a date

Jokes on you hangover I love watching Netflix all day

& nothing more unattractive than a man in a bears jersey 🥴

Chris still looks like Chris

Body type: used to be athletic I swear

it was probably lyss hemmerich 🦋

can y’all believe there are people out there who don’t like pickles....... smfh

growing up means becoming weirdly obsessed with candles & house décor

Eau Claire police:

Tonight, this young man was a rockstar. I say this with all the love in my heart that it was an honor to be a part of this. The support and vibe in that gym tonight was amazing. The community of Rice Lake should be so proud! #LoveMore ❤️

If you went to Rehab Wisconsin’s #1 party bar, you don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine

I quit my teaching job and now make more bartending for 15 less hours week. Also I get blamed for way way less and get told thank you way way more. No lesson plans or grading papers. Remember this when people ask about the teacher shortage.