Is this song a project for troubled kids? #TOTP

I’m assuming no-one over the age of 13 ever bought a Bewitched single? Just powered by little kids? #TOTP

Edmonds looking particularly fluffy tonight #TOTP

She could eat an apple through a letterbox… #TOTP

What have Virginia Plain and The Cure’s Just Like Heaven got in common? #TOTP

youtu.be/88am-ZnQ5Yc?si… #TOTP

Chortle Comedy Hello! The mighty Harry Hill and charlie higson have both created arty envelopes for our online auction in aid of Alzheimer's charities. Link in bio - would love a RT!

Get him charged and banned from owning or working animals. Not difficult, this stuff.

This week's shows. #comedy #standup #comedian #standupcomedy Pic: Joff

Rosie Jones is doing some sort of comedians wrestling programme…

Why are this Labour government so shit at politics? Why do this, and why do it now? Terrible optics - most of these people have ‘done’ politics for all of their working lives, and had months to prepare for power, yet they are so unskilled at it…

Gangster Trippin’ is a rotten song. Jive Bunny for the Britpop generation. #TOTP

£226 standard open return from Chippenham to London Paddington. Almost £3 per mile.

The absolute state of this! Even Rod Stewart’s infamous Cup draw was more professional…

This is obviously an AI post, with AI pictures. What I don’t understand is: who benefits from this? What does it achieve?

There’s a young girl called Madonna I’m really quite keen on ‘er, I’d like to buy her a Doner Kebab and make her mine. #Totp

I think Liverpool should have bought Robinson rather than Kerkez. #FULNFO

“What’s the fucking point?”