i forgot how close i live to mccormick place til i went outside and saw 4 separate guys dressed like monkey d luffy

the pope making the clutch move of ordering a couple of marg towers

true

if this fat hairy pasty guy can run a half marathon then you can do anything. follow your dreams dont give up

in America if you’re a white boy they make you play that funky music till you die

what its all about

the south side has the best views

just found out doctor phil’s first name isn’t even doctor

Welcome to all my new followers! I'm Goose! * I play bass * I used to play fighting games * I live in Bridgeport and am a White Sox fan * I'm a software engineer * I drive a 1997 Mazda Miata. * Sometimes I make things out of wood * Sometimes I run long distances

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i’m not realigious but i’m a little iguous

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a hard barber is good to find

while everyone was out of town, they replaced the guy on the billboard across from lawrence’s #108ing

sitting around is so underrated

2015 vs now, i look exactly the damn same lmao

a hangover hates to see me coming